What do you call a weird chicken? December 13, 2010

 

 

EGGCENTRIC

Who was the fiercest chicken in history? December 12, 2010

 

 

 

ATTILA THE HEN!

Why did the chicken cross the road?* December 9, 2010

 

 

Buddha: On the road there is no chicken, no road, nor perception of the road, nor impulse to cross it, nor consciousness of the road, no feathers, no beak, no clawed feet, no chicken. No road, no chicken, no crossing… only the great prajnaparamita of the empty form of chicken and the empty form of the road, and that emptiness; gone, gone, gone beyond, gone altogether beyond.

 

*I had such good intentions of avoiding chicken-road-crossing jokes. Obviously the road the chicken crossed is paved with good intentions.

How long do chickens work? December 8, 2010

 

 

AROUND THE CLUCK!

Why does the chicken coop have two doors? December 7, 2010

 

 

If it had four doors it would be a sedan

How do hens dance? December 6, 2010

 

 

 

CHICK TO CHICK!

 

What do you call a chicken in a shell suit?* December 5, 2010

 

 

 

*      *      *      *      *

The first of 21 days of A Chicken Joke A Day

Because…

It’s the silly season.

Our feathered ladies have been neglected too long here in blogville.

*      *      *      *      *

 

*From the first Christmas Cracker of the season.