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What do you call a weird chicken? December 13, 2010

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EGGCENTRIC

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Who was the fiercest chicken in history? December 12, 2010

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ATTILA THE HEN!

 

Why did the chicken cross the road?* December 9, 2010

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Buddha:

On the road there is no chicken,

no road, nor perception of the road, nor impulse to cross it, nor consciousness of the road,

no feathers,

no beak,

no clawed feet,

no chicken.

No road,

no chicken,

no crossing…

only the great prajnaparamita of the empty form of chicken and the empty form of the road, and that emptiness;

gone, gone, gone beyond, gone altogether beyond.

 

*I had such good intentions of avoiding chicken-road-crossing jokes. Obviously the road the chicken crossed is paved with good intentions.

 

How long do chickens work? December 8, 2010

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AROUND THE CLUCK!

 

Why does the chicken coop have two doors? December 7, 2010

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If it had four doors it would be a sedan

 

How do hens dance? December 6, 2010

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CHICK TO CHICK!

 


 

What do you call a chicken in a shell suit?* December 5, 2010

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The first of 21 days of A Chicken Joke A Day

Because…

It’s the silly season.

Our feathered ladies have been neglected too long here in blogville.

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*From the first Christmas Cracker of the season.